Greasemonkey

I, am a greasemonkey.

I love the smell of the acrid gunk under my nails when i go about tooling machinery that does not need any specific attention. I love the uncertainity, when i'm stripping apart anything with absolutely no idea whatsoever how to put it back together.

Today, for the sole reason that the chain looked a little crusty, i decided to open up the bike. I acquired a chain remover tool and a large bottle of degreaser, and went to work on the rear end of the bicycle; removing the wheel, the derailleur and the chain.

I still haven't put it back together. i need time to figure it out. maybe i will. maybe...