Report by: PS
As the Resurgent UN clamped down on a completely chaotic and lawless United States, The widely anticipated arrival of the UN Peacekeeping mission in this part of the country was met with a taciturn acknowledgment by the local warlords, Who had expressed concerns for the safety of the expectedly 13,000-strong International Coalition force. However, their concerns turned to surprise and utter confusion amongst the local factions as the aircraft carrying the first contingent yielded just one man.
A Single UN peacekeeper, resplendent in his all-olive green combat uniform, and blue beret(ahem, Patka) was seen disembarking the plane by this reporter and others. Questions about the heavily armed UN force soon evaporated as the nature of this single person was known. It is now clear that the UN has decided to send one Sardar, who has been given the peacekeeping responsibilities of close to 10,000 troops and 3000 officers. The Solitary peacekeeper, when interviewed by this reporter, revealed his joy and excitement at the outset of his tour of duty, and was supremely confident about his ability to take on the unruly Street gangs of the Tampa Bay area, with his formidable arsenal of Tea-cozies, Lamb pickle and popadums, taking the place of the more conventional Armoured Personnel Carrier, Riot Control shield and Flak jacket.
In this publicity photo-op, the one-man army, comfortably divested of his uniform, is seen admiring the scenery around his command post, over tea and biscuits.
As the Resurgent UN clamped down on a completely chaotic and lawless United States, The widely anticipated arrival of the UN Peacekeeping mission in this part of the country was met with a taciturn acknowledgment by the local warlords, Who had expressed concerns for the safety of the expectedly 13,000-strong International Coalition force. However, their concerns turned to surprise and utter confusion amongst the local factions as the aircraft carrying the first contingent yielded just one man.
A Single UN peacekeeper, resplendent in his all-olive green combat uniform, and blue beret(ahem, Patka) was seen disembarking the plane by this reporter and others. Questions about the heavily armed UN force soon evaporated as the nature of this single person was known. It is now clear that the UN has decided to send one Sardar, who has been given the peacekeeping responsibilities of close to 10,000 troops and 3000 officers. The Solitary peacekeeper, when interviewed by this reporter, revealed his joy and excitement at the outset of his tour of duty, and was supremely confident about his ability to take on the unruly Street gangs of the Tampa Bay area, with his formidable arsenal of Tea-cozies, Lamb pickle and popadums, taking the place of the more conventional Armoured Personnel Carrier, Riot Control shield and Flak jacket.
In this publicity photo-op, the one-man army, comfortably divested of his uniform, is seen admiring the scenery around his command post, over tea and biscuits.
No comments:
Post a Comment